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10.06.2025 20:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

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Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Why do men want to suck dick?

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

How NASA Plans To Deal With Death In Space - Jalopnik

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones